{"product_id":"mom-meditations","title":"Mom Meditations","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA hilarious gift for moms full of irreverent meditations that provide much-needed comic relief for the many inane (and insane) moments of motherhood.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFrom the creator of the popular\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eMommy Cusses\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eblog and Instagram account, this is the guidebook to staying sane when motherhood does you dirty. Perfect for fans of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eHorizontal Parenting\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eGo the F*ck to Sleep\u003c\/i\u003e, and\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThere Are Moms Way Worse Than You\u003c\/i\u003e, it is a laugh-out-loud collection packed with irreverent humor and plenty of profanity, featuring snarky guided meditations divided into five sections:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMom Rage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMom Overwhelm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople Suck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKid A**holery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoing Our F*cking Best\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're trying (and failing) to pee alone, leave the park after you've had your fill of following your kid around like their hired swing-pushing goon, stepping on yet another f*cking toy dinosaur, or trying to keep it together while your mother-in-law dispenses parenting advice, these pages offer solidarity, hilarity, and encouragement when moms need it most.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chronicle Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45105597546530,"sku":"9781797239392","price":39.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/0785\/1042\/files\/Copy-of-Book-Template-2026-03-27T125254-407.jpg?v=1774569201","url":"https:\/\/petronella.co.nz\/products\/mom-meditations","provider":"Petronella's Gallery and Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}